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“A pope is a pope. Get on with it. So dramatic with the smoke and all. Ridiculous. Get a life. Who cares?” – P. Phil
Punxsutawney Phil Getting Impatient With Papal Conclave
13 Wednesday Mar 2013
Posted in Irrelevant Discourse with CCL
It’s all about the ring, my precious…the ring!
One ring to rule them all? But was that the continuous of the Lord of the Ring that I missed?
Please, please, please let this next pope take the name, Peter the 2nd!
P. Phil has got a lotta nerve calling other people dramatic.
Rodent. You guys eat gofer up there?
Why is the nice person interviewing a rat? Couldn’t they just go to the new Pope direct?
I saw a few minutes ago that they have a new Pope. Just a queerie, do the cardinals get paid plus for perving on his personal private parts when they “pendente bene”? (I hope I got that right—my Latin is a bit rusty and I can’t be bothered looking it up.)
Horrors — another thought — what if a cardinal in the running was emasculated in his youth by a justifiably furious husband or father … could he still be elected?
Imagine a situation during the conclave a guy or one of the cardinals says have been chosen by god to be new pope, will they believe the guy? If they can’t believe the guy, we can’t be expected to believe anything they tell us!
Hahaha!!! Yes, because the verdict had obviously been in deliberation.
They are probably so pious that they believe that god is thinking it through — through them.
I hope they; at least, got the smoke right this time. What a powerful god, can’t even make decent smoke signals. I have more faith in the gopher.
I have more faith in the gopher’s farts. I know they will smell bad. At least that’s something.