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And, GRIDLOCK is the least of the concerns for those in the Los Angeles area AND THE WORLD for that matter. 
Because now that God has GRACED us with TANGIBLE PROOF of His existence … all are left wondering … will there be MORE where that came from? And, where did it come from? What does God EAT?
An anonymous onlooker stated, “Now I KNOW God is a dude. A female couldn’t take a crap that big, even if she were an omnipotent God. Just sayin’.” 
But, not everyone is having such a casual reaction.
Some are falling ill.
Some see this as the long awaited proof they needed.
Some are wondering … hmm … should we find a use for God’s dung?
Should we dispose of it? And, if so, HOW?
OR … should we just leave it be. And, see what happens?
Only one thing is certain. Life here on Earth will NEVER be the SAME now that the primary debate has been settled.
Perhaps now we can move on and address some more pertinent issues. Or … will we just fight over this shit forever? If other nations come forth and say, “Hey, we want some of that shit! What makes you think God doesn’t just have bad aim and wanted it to land somewhere else??”
Will we be willing to share? Will we be willing to give our lives … defending God’s bowel movement?
(Sorry, no pic of a giant pile of divine dung for those who were waiting for that.)
“Or … will we just fight over this shit forever?”
Perfect!
Hahaha! I find this quite hilarious
Excellent. I’m hoping that theists and atheists will find it amusing.
Fantastic! I love it! You, my fine immortal vagrant, are totally deeee-mented!
Why thank you for noticing.
Well, I’ll have you know, it wasn’t easy! I mean, after all, you’re so damn subtle!
I wonder what happens if you use it as a fertilizer…
Probably grow people.
If JC was God in a man suit … and if a man poops once a day … and if a poop is (say) five, no, make it six inches long … and if JC lived 35 years … which is about twelve thousand eight hundred days … and if in the Holy Land in JC’s era there were no flushing toilets, and the locals didn’t recycle their poops like the Japanese do/did; and if a divine relic lasts for ever … … then the Catholic Church is missing out on at least 1.21 miles of sacred souvenir that could be chopped up into tiny little relics, set in glass-fronted little bits of plastic on cheap chains and sold to the faithful for oodles each.
QUERY:
Would it be the decent thing for me to send a missive to the new Pope so that he can start his new reign with full coffers?
Or might God mutter something about “Not in My Name, dammit~!” and wave His magic finger to frizzle all the trinities’ turds to nothing so that his profits couldn’t prophet from his ancient motions?
Bugger … this is getting complicated.
Forget I ever asked.
I can’t forget you asked; it’s a brilliant idea. God has never had a problem with the Catholic church making money.
Let god guide your missive right to the frontal lobe of the new pope.
Ih he lives long enough. The last apparently good guy was popped off in a month.