I discovered this voracious, little, OCD trickster in the same dense, Middle American forest as the dinosaur. Again, I simply CANNOT disclose the location of this hidden camera. He is fascinated by the lens, and human footsteps would certainly make him scurry off — to then DEVOUR any soul which nears his mouth. Yes. Yes. Definitely. Besides, even Satan is a creature of God’s nature — and needs to be cherished and NOT disturbed. So too do my discoveries Shhhhhh. You will wake him.
“Yummy, human souls.”
“I fear you not.”
“But only to run & get a beer.”
“To wash you down with.”
(Check out some Science-type CRAP. Boo! Hiss!)