I discovered this voracious, little, OCD trickster in the same dense, Middle American forest as the dinosaur. Again, I simply CANNOT disclose the location of this hidden camera. He is fascinated by the lens, and human footsteps would certainly make him scurry off — to then DEVOUR any soul which nears his mouth. Yes. Yes. Definitely. Besides, even Satan is a creature of God’s nature — and needs to be cherished and NOT disturbed. So too do my discoveries
Shhhhhh. You will wake him.
“Yummy, human souls.”
“I fear you not.”
“I may scurry when you near.”
“But only to run & get a beer.”
“To wash you down with.”
“Mmm …”
(Check out some Science-type CRAP. Boo! Hiss!)
“Scurry”? So, this isn’t a snake?? Or is this a snake with feet? I don’t get it.
Why are we worried about waking him? He looks awake already.
Damn, that’s hypnotic…
I’m sure it’s not too much to assume everyone is appreciating the way this post seamlessly blends high brow, low brow, anti-humor, sarcasm, self-effacing and ironic humor … Character, surrealistic and observational comedic genres … And not just “liking” it as random, escapist silliness.
Fine! Be like that! I just won’t “like” it then!
Oh, but you should feed my futile hopes. I’m desperate for validation and will accept mindless charity.
Oh for heaven’s sake, do stop whining! There! I’ve liked the bloody random escapist silliness!
With a review like that, surely not
Regarding the boo, hiss science crap, if anyone’s actually interested. I know I was.
http://www.usa-anti-communist.net/Communism/Brainwashing_The_Science_of_Thought_Control.pdf
Fool! Boo!! Hiss!! Off with this man’s mouse clicking finger!
I gave your comment a thumbs up in spite of my original hostility. Perhaps there is something to this science dung that may have some value — like a fertilizer of sorts.
Yes, of sorts.
That made me hungry for human souls…
I am not getting the scurry either. From what I read the devil is not going to run or scurry or slither away UNLESS he hears God tell him to move along and leave MY CHILD ALONE! Do I hear an amen?
We certainly don’t want your child to be harmed. But, I don’t believe in any form of the devil.
Is your child on active duty?
Yes, I have 2 wonderful men serving and one wonderful stepson serving! Very proud of what they do for each and every one of us. God bless you young man!